Equestrian
When someone mentions my horses name…
I overhear someone talking about my riding…
Some non-horse person asks me another stupid question…”So…Does your horse, like, poop?”
Someone compliments me on how perfectly and wonderfully studly my equine beasty is:
My horse does something stinking adorable
Non-horsey people’s reactions to me when I am talking about my horse
I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?
— April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza)
